Many, many people e-mail me every day for tips on how to get those flat, sexy abs they see on TV and in the underwear magazines they subscribe to. Well, you asked for it! Here are my 5 tips, for flat sexy abs.
1) Go to college. In this globalized economy, having a college degree is even more vital than ever before in not only racking up student debt, but also becoming underemployed once the job you went to school for is outsourced. What does this have to do with flat, sexy abs? It’s hard to get fat when you don’t have money for food.
2) Learn a different language, at least, if not especially, the curse words.
3) Read The Mill on the Floss, Wuthering Heights, and Eustace Diamonds, in that order. It will make you appreciate books that aren’t 18th century literature.
4) Don’t fist your mister every day. Make it a once in a while thing. It will mean more to you, and your climaxes will be more intense.
5) Get off your ass and do some sit ups!
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